Narrow Escape
After President Romney’s appointments of Grover Norquist and Anne Coulter to the Supreme Court, the Court ruled 6-3 that slavery was indeed legal for convicted felons and was not cruel and unusual punishment. Indeed, the majority argued, it was far more humane than the common practice of water boarding. After congress passing the Felony Bankruptcy Act in 2014, and the federal prison system was sold to Bain Capital in 2015, it became common to see underemployed graduates who were unable to make their student loan payments sold off in the streets as household slaves. While Bain’s slave merchants found that hanging the merchandise up for display increased sale prices, the Public Morality Act of 2016 ensured that citizens were safe from any possibility of seeing female nipples.
© 2012, Andrew Conway. All rights reserved.
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